Sex Movies for the Real Gourmet

Not only the ability to tell the story behind the sex can make lousy shot into a great porn scene. The aestetics of filming itself are very important as well. I know, we all come here to masturbate and nothing more, but the main sex organ is still our brain… and its subconsciousness reacts to some aestetical features definitely better than to the others. In simple words, after watching well-done videos your better friend, dear men, will be strong and hard, while scenes of poorer aestetic quality might cause you doleful reflection on the fate of your potention…

Let’s look upon the second scene of the video presented here. This is Julia Taylor’s  gangbang, and the pretty standard one, I must admit. But don’t you think the slow motion in the beginning “makes our day”? We have enough time to appreciate the sweet bouncing of the lady’s bossoms and to admire the change of expresions on her face in the sweetest agony she’s ever experienced in her whole life!

The other girl fucked from behind presents a wonderful play of black and white. Her sable underwear remaining on her during the whole action contrasts with her wonderful white body and her milk-coloured blond hair.  To this contrast adds another girl, who appears in this realm of naked bodies fully clothed and  splashes on the bodies of the fucking women with a foam of Champagne… and then receives the load of cums into the deep decollete of her dress. Another contrast, a Shakespearean “measure for measure” - she splashed on their naked bodies with the white foam of champagne, and they splashed with the white foam of their bodies on her dressed figure. Splendid, isn’t it?

Everything is calm is Agrabah, and I’m watching too much porn those happy days… So much I can already starting to theorise on the subject.

Well, now I’m sure that good porn is an art. It’s not enough to catch a girl and to penetrate every single hole in her body before the camera. Oh, no! There must be an intrigue behind the action, some personal traits of each hero and previous relationships between them and the outer world. In every video should be something new, something unusual, unregular, something we are unused to from our previous porn experience. The fuck should be only the paramount of many other events hinted at, otherwise the porn becomes too schematic, mechanical, dead…

Let’s look upon one good example. What do we have here? A mature kitchen-worker and a negro: sounds boring even before we had looked at the film. But… what kind of negros are we used to in the porn movies? Yes, those black “wardrobes”, two meters on one meter size, piles of muscules and empty faces. But this negro is quite different: he is small, smiling, furtive and unsure in his charm. Maybe he works in this house, maybe he is just a low-caste guest. He approaches the female cook and… she doesn’t want him! It’s not that she sticks to high morals, she is just to busy with her kitchen work! So credible, so authentic pitcure!

But something tells our hero he mustn’t give up and can try to continue his “wooing”. Finally, he thrusts his penis into the woman so suddenly, she is overcome by his surprising persistence and decide to spend half an hour on the pleasures of flesh. And the negro doesn’t disappoint her! He shows her “authentic” African gymnastics and rolls his body into absolutely incredible poses, his legs behind his head and some other weird stuff… He’s obviously enjoys his ability to surprise the woman by those unexpected positions!

Well, less then ten minutes of action - and the whole story told behind the regular dumb in-out-in-out pendulum movement. That’s what I call good porn! Unfortunately, it’s so rare in the present…

I never get tired to wonder at women’ stupidity. Don’t they know after four thousand years of human society’s existance, that we are just walking and talking candies for the men’ darkest desires? That we can’t consider ourselves safe anywhere, expect, maybe, at our homes and at work, where our own male relatives and feeble social institutes are to protect us from the horny dicks?

…Today a girl has come to me to ask for justice. She told me, that she and her sister were invited by a readhead woman they hadn’t known before to some birthday party. Both were bored - they live in a small town near the sea, - and have gladfully accepted the invitation…

The party was actually some kind of gathering of a bunch of horny men. Within sixty seconds both girls were stripped of their clothes (those foolish females put on the best gear they have in their wardrobes) and… hm… thoroughly used as the compassionate Mother Nature has intended them to be used from the dawn of times. The older sister was some kind of usual to what men have between their legs, but for the younger girl this was her first encounter with the wonderful world of real men. She shouted, screamed, kicked and until the very end tried to stop merciless penetrations into her most private parts. But the sly readhead slut, who has actually cooked the main dishes of this cruel feast, hold her tight and opened the legs of poor victim to the insatiable friend of her own boyfriend…But who can imagine the pain of the older girl, that, while being raped herself, was forced to watch her little sister’s helpless shame and could do absolutely nothing to stop this insolence? No wonder, she came to me to ask for justice.

Well, I’ve promised to take care of the rapists and meanwhile sent her to rest… in my private tickling chambers. Girls ought to know that rulers, especially if they are women, share the most unworthy faults of the male sex.

…Nevertheless, the rapists were also found and kindly invited to the head offices of my CTD - Cock Treatment Division, - where their sexual robustness will be thoroughly tested. I love the heritage of Dr. Mengale! As for the younger girl, before joining her sister in the tickling chambers, she will share my bed this night. I feel a sort of lonely those days…

It’s so hard to find proper maid those days! Inaccurate, lazy, sly they think only of stealing your jewelry and finding a proper fuck with one of your male slaves. Today my patience just ran out, when my chamber maid has split a cup of hot coffee on me, when she brought it to me in the morning. Of course, she didn’t mean it, but she split it on my tits (I usually sleep naked), and it burned!

I was so angry! Aladdin didn’t touch those juicy melons for ages (where is he? where can he be?), and the only touch they get is of hot beverage! Outrageous!I wanted to slap the maid, but I hate all those marks the punches and lashes leave on the beautiful bodies of my female slaves. They ought to be perfect in every aspect, they serve ME! So I thought of other punishment, that will be much severe than a regular whipping, but will leave no marks on the body at all. After a while I had reached a conclusion and sent for the executioneress…

It was hysteria! Outburst of an energy that could create a new universe! Tickling is the perfect solution for one who seeks to punish his servants! And it’s so sweet, so stimulating, so arousing! Naked maiden firmly tied to a table squeaks and screams and pleading for mercy that she’ll not see! Every muscle, every nerve strained to the maximum and even beyond, the body thrashes and her whole female nature writhing in unavoidable tickling hysteria!

The videos will show you how to do it right.

Power, undoubtfully, corrupts. Especially the power to control human lives. Please, do not forget: now, when I’m alone, I’m not only highest political, but also highest juridical authority. And being such, I’ve launched very special program of re-education and rehabilitation to the criminals of Agrabah. No jails, no executions, no parted limbs. Just a tied up naked male and a woman in a closed space with no escape… After two weeks of such “treatments” they never return to their unlawful ways of life. Those who manage to keep their sanity, at least.

How does my system work? Well… Handjob is fun. Femdom forced handjob is fun more to the viewer than to the victim. But when forced handjobs come one after another, and poor guy needs to cum five or six time in one hour, that’s pure sexual torture. You know, after the handjob the cock is so sensitive, that every touch makes it jump, and the man cries and kicks. At least he tries: don’t forget, he is in very tight bondage, poor creature. And our executioneers know exactly how and when to touch that super-sensitive member.

No hope, no escape, males strain at their chains and oh!, look at the happy faces of the tortureresses! The women are happy to have to be in control! And so am I, watching the videos streaming from the cameras in the underground cells to the monitors in my chamber, enjoing every moment of males’ rapes and dreaming of Aladdin return from Afghanistan… What will he say on my punitive initiatives?

As I told you in my previous post, regular games, sports and competitions have disappointed me, and after I had discovered the world of sex I decided to invent some sexual games, in which the loss will actually be the winning, and in which my servants could participate, while I was the one to enjoy the show. This is how I’ve invented the sesual catfights.

The rules are very simple: two naked girls are struggling on the arena to caress the breast and to finger the pussy of one another and to force the opponent to lick their sweet hole. The one who has succeeded in this complicated mission and submitted the other to some kind of public lesbian rape gains the right… to accomplish her achievements and fuck the loser with didlo in every hole she wants to (even in the ear!), while the miserable victim has no right of objection!

In this video you can see full fight between an experienced fighter and fresh newbie girl. Well, I think you all guess the result. 40 minutes of wonderful public lesbian domination, rape out of consent for the pleasure of your eyes (and other members of your bodies)…

My amusement has not always been pornography. I tried to amuse myself by some innocent sports (ping pong, belly dance competitions etc.,)  but it turned out that you really can’t play with people when you are the Ruler - everyone makes you to win already before the game has started. Nobody will dare to challenge me, you understand

….Then I discovered the porn. I think, it was some western merchant who brought me this magical box with a keyboard and a, khm, this funny thing with long tail they call “a mouse”. It was full of exciting images and magical windows, behind which I could see men and women making something my husband made with me long, long time ago, before he had departed to Afghanistan.

After a while I understood that some of those… muviz (the merchant said that’s how they are called) are very boring. To-and-fro, back-and-forth, ah-and-oh, unnatural bodies and unnatural countenances of faked pleasure… Then the decision has come to me, the decision to gather a collection of REALLY good, exemplary exciting sex films and to show it to Aladdin, when he comes back to me from his unforgivably long quest with Genie. I just want to see his face, when he discoveres this wonderful world of sex movies. Will he do with me what I think he will then? Let’s wait and see, wait and see…

Nevertheless, I hope he will not do to me what our young general does to his war captives, when he brings them home to Agrabah. It’s so ruthless… and so sweet to watch…

Salam Aleikum, Sadah!

Peace upon you, gentlemen!

Haven’t you recgnised me? Yes, that’s me, Jasmine, nowadays Her Majesty Sultanah of Agrabah. All my dreams have come true, and that’s actually the problem…

I’m bored. I have everythign I want, but my husband is too often absent from the castle - together with Genie they are truying to help somebody in the mountains of Afghanistan, I don’t really know who, and, actually don’t care. Meanwhile I just try to amuse myself…

I’m boring you. Sorry. I’ll continue with my story another time. Now I would like to share with you one of the most interesting porn films I’ve seen today on the net. I wonder, what those miserable servant-girls would have done to deserve this punishment… or is it actually a reward? This way or another, I’m determined to clear it out with my own maids now…